dont touch me im famous

Hey so I remade. I might delete this blog I’m not sure yet.

If you want to still follow me my new url is likewhatthelump.

I still reblog the same nonsense (except for Glee). 

Follow me darlings~

animalstalkinginallcaps:

TOM HARDY HASN’T ANSWERED A SINGLE ONE OF MY FAN LETTERS.
YOU SEND LETTERS? THAT’S SO OLD FASHIONED. I’VE MAILED HIM FOUR EXTREMELY LONG AND INCREASINGLY PROVOCATIVE PHOTOBOOTH VIDEOS ON TINY FLASH DRIVES.
WOW. AND NO RESPONSE?
NOT A WORD.
WHAT A JERK. SOMEONE SHOULD SMACK HIS SUCCULENT, PLUMP LIPS. 
RIGHT? THEY OUGHT TO SLAP HIM RIGHT IN HIS THICK, DENSE PECS.
I BET THAT WOULD SOUND AMAZING.
LIKE THROWING A STEAK ONTO A MARBLE COUNTERTOP.
… MAN, IT’S REALLY WARM IN HERE.
I NOTICED THAT TOO.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

TOM HARDY HASN’T ANSWERED A SINGLE ONE OF MY FAN LETTERS.

YOU SEND LETTERS? THAT’S SO OLD FASHIONED. I’VE MAILED HIM FOUR EXTREMELY LONG AND INCREASINGLY PROVOCATIVE PHOTOBOOTH VIDEOS ON TINY FLASH DRIVES.

WOW. AND NO RESPONSE?

NOT A WORD.

WHAT A JERK. SOMEONE SHOULD SMACK HIS SUCCULENT, PLUMP LIPS. 

RIGHT? THEY OUGHT TO SLAP HIM RIGHT IN HIS THICK, DENSE PECS.

I BET THAT WOULD SOUND AMAZING.

LIKE THROWING A STEAK ONTO A MARBLE COUNTERTOP.

… MAN, IT’S REALLY WARM IN HERE.

I NOTICED THAT TOO.

aseaofquotes:

Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

aseaofquotes:

Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

myidealhome:

stylish attic (via studio karin)

myidealhome:

So. I didn’t watch tonight’s Glee. In fact, I haven’t watched it in a long time. I’m pretty much done with Glee forever. It’s just not the show I fell in love with, you know? So if you follow me because of my Glee blogging, I’d unfollow. <3

Fill so your followers can get to know you

skruudrivah:

1. State your name: Rachel
2. State the name that your parents almost named you: Julie! But then my cousin was born and they named her Juliana. So that was out. 
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most?
 Like none of them
5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? Yess
6. Do you miss your ex? Kind of hard to miss him where he is.
7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? Dark aww yiss
8. Do people praise you for your looks? I don’t really get that stuff a lot. 
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Red/green/pink.
10. How do you wear your makeup? On my face? Uhh when I’m wearing all of it I wear foundation, powder, blush, mascara, liquid eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, lipstain/chapstick/lipgloss. It is a process. But I don’t wear it every day. 
11. What are some of your nicknames? Rach, Rae (ugh), Carnelle, Miss Firecracker, Fire Hydrant (I miss carly), BeeBee, babe (yiss)
12. How many bedrooms are in your house? Four! 
13. How many bathrooms? Three. 
14. Do you have a job? NO ugh I need employment 
15. Do you have a car? Yes:) I adore her. Her name’s Bessie. 
16. Do you work out every week? Funny joke
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? Indeed. 
19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? I’m in musical theatre and voice lessons, so, yes! 
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? I have so many bikinis oh man. 
21. Do you like your eyes? I really do, actually. 
22. Do you think you are pretty? Usually! 
23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? The boy. 
24. How much money is in your account? what is this money of which you speak
25. Are you single? Define single. I’m not being difficult, I just don’t know lmfao
26. Do you want kids? Adopted chillens, oui.  
27. Tell me what your backpack looks like: I have an antique rose-patterned one that was my mom’s, I love it! 
28. What celebrity do you think is hot? Darren Criss, Ryan Gosling, Jesse Eisenberg ughhhhhhh
29. Last movie you saw in theatres: The Possession spooky shit
30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year? Non.
31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? Non. 
32. Have you ever cheated? Non non non. 
33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Oui. 
34: What do you like to do in your spare time? Practice performance, hang out with my bitches, write, eat food asfdj idk

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Love Song Dedications on Australian radio: Blaine’s dedication to Kurt

this just never stops being the funniest thing ever

Remember when the fandom used to just do crazy shit for no real reason?